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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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I'd say: I'll pay 100 bucks to get a little more than the donuts
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Girl: Everyone says my donuts look great! Me: Are you sure they were looking at your donuts when they said that? Girl: What do you mean? Me: Never mind, it's cold out come in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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"I'll take two. And throw in a donut."
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Oh I'll take em amirite
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Look at all those holes. I'll take the whole box.
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It's odd, it's snowing in the background, and she's wearing lose clothing for a tropical whether with makeup on, offering donuts.... SHES A WITCH!!!
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Very funny, who sent you? Was it John?
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No thank you. *closes the door*
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But the whole RACK! GET IT!!?
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I tell her that I don't want her drugged donut
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Give her a coat and get her a job recommendation to keep her away from pervos
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I'll take two... The big ones...
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Buy some milk
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1 ReplyAsk how much they are.
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Direct her attention to my no soliciting sign. It happens to be in my pants.
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"Wow you must be freezing out there... Please come in!" She has donuts, leading to coffee... Leading to conversation... Play your words right and booyakasha :D
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I would say go away I didn't ask for you
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Donuts doesn't look fresh and girl looks creepy selling "Donuts"
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Would say. "Yeah if you want to eat one off of my dick."
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Shut the Door, Ain't falling for that Evil Titty magic...
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7 RepliesYou're kidding me, right?[spoiler]i have a doorbell?[/spoiler]
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"TITS!" "Oh, sorry..." "Would you like to come in?" Then bang!
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I hate donuts bye 😐
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Ask her if she's cold (snow every where) Asks if she wants to come inside... Then BANG
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Close the door because I hate salespeople coming to my door
