So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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I'd help that dude out and give him a coat. Obviously he's got to be cold with snow on the ground.
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No thanks, I don't like those.
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Ask if she wants some of deez nuts.
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buy a few donuts, thank her. and close the door.
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Edited by Ziggerastica: 4/18/2015 11:35:08 PMSay "you are obviously trying to seduce me" (look at how she is dressed. Now look behind her. What do you see?) Also there are mice in the donuts...
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Depends. Would she like some of deeznuts?
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*asks her to come inside* *kills her* [spoiler]come inside ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Edited by Jet Tea: 4/18/2015 11:16:53 PMTake the box Say, "Thank you" Close the door
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No *violently slams door*
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Say "Sure, how much, does it come with a free 5 minute boob grope?"
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Why dont you have a jacket on? ._.
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Take a doughnot, thank her, close the door. She isn't cute, at least to me. Plus I have a family.
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Edited by BanditNation: 4/18/2015 11:11:32 PMAfter about five minutes, I'd say no because of the rat.
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I get my donuts from Tim Horton's.
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No but you can make me a sandwich [spoiler];)[/spoiler]
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WHAT DOUGHNUTS??? [spoiler]Inb4picchange[/spoiler] Kek
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"No, there's free doughnuts at Krispy Kream today."
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"Nice tits." *slams door*
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"I don't really like donuts."
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I don't see any donuts......
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Buy two. Close the door.
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I'll buy all the donuts and dinner
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Punch her in the uterus
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1. Ask why she isn't wearing a sweater outside, it's fricken snowing, 2. Tell her no unless they are krispy Kreme, then I'd be angry she didn't have more
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Scream "LET THE MATING BEGIN!"