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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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I'd sing a Bo Burnham song to her. CAUSE GIRLS ARE LIKE DONUTS WHEN I BE BUSTIN' BO NUTS I CAN MAKE EM CREAM FILLED OR GIVE EM A LAYER OF GLAZE Then I'd lay mandingo on her forehead.
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Take them & close ze door.
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Me: yeah sure but can i pay you with... She: what? Me: [spoiler]deez nuts! Ha! Got em :D[/spoiler]
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3 Replies[i]"WE GOT JACKALS IN THE COURTYARD!"[/i]
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Slam the door.
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Buy all of the donuts
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Nope no donuts for me. And close the door.
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But some donuts and politely say goodbye have a nice day and close the door
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-blam!-ERINTHEPUSSY!!!!!
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No but would you like a coat because your sexy ass must be cold hand her the coat and close the door
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Tell her [i]No thank you, I've embraced the fitness life and cut down on sugar[/i], then I fap.
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Dibs on right corner.
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I buy one and thank her for being so kind.
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Girl:"Do you want some donuts" Man:"No, but I got some nuts for you"
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Edited by bastage: 4/19/2015 12:52:54 AMbuy the donuts. give her a coat
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Why would I want some donuts? Are they for charity? If so then charity does not mean your plastic surgeon. *I then proceed to close the door and say rekt*
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Stall as much as possible and get dat mental picture yo!
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I'd eat the donuts and then some ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Sorry, I already have doughnuts. *close door*
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Who are you? Why are you giving me donuts? Are these poison?
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I don't really like donuts, so I'd just politely refuse.
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I would say "no thanks" and close the door, then I would go tell random people about this crazy chick at my door.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I don't like donuts so I give a polite "no thanks"
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Slam the door in her face. Cause if shes walking around in the cold with no coat she must be crazy.
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I'd help that dude out and give him a coat. Obviously he's got to be cold with snow on the ground.
