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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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1 Replysince when did I have a door bell?
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1 Replyi would ask her to cover up because the percent of exposed skin to the cold that she has currently could prove fatal, also I am an A.I, therefore unable to both answer the door and consume donuts.
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Ask her what crapped on the top left donut.
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Don't answer because I'm broke.
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This person doesn't look legit. She doesn't seem to belong to any sort of company or food service place such as "Dunkin' Donuts." Although they seem not very legitimate how many people deliver donuts? I'll buy 'em! Food always tastes better when it's delivered! Oh wait... Talking about the girl?
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Ask her how much money it costs to have plastic surgery and breast implants, buy one donut, drop it down her shirt, try to catch it but grab her boob instead, apologise, say goodbye.
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2 Replies( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Shoulder boulders to big
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I ask her if she wants some cream filling in her donut
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Fall in mutual love and have 4 children together
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1 ReplySlay her in the name of Molag Bal, absorb her soul, then reanimate her corpse to serve in my undead army.
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His will be done.
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2 RepliesOne question. Are they real?
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What donuts?
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1 ReplySimple. Futt buck her.
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Buy all of them [spoiler]including hers [/spoiler]
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Edited by My Ugly Bush: 4/19/2015 12:53:23 AMI'll eat her donut hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I would say "Sorry, but I'm not interested in Girl Scout Cookies" and slam the door.
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Drop a compliment like a proper gentlemen and buy a doughnut. Maybe give her a coat, the girl looks like she'd get hyperthermia.
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Ask if she needs some sausage
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Edited by samiswild4games: 4/19/2015 2:28:44 AMI would buy a donut
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Edited by dpghut: 4/19/2015 2:15:53 AMAll honesty? Probably buy a donut, maybe two. I'd throw her a friendly compliment, give her a smile then thank her. Shut front door. She may be attractive, but I see no reason to go try-hard. For all I know, she could be an absolute b*tch.
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What is up with all these threads?
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Use grammar and take one donut for free. She asked if I wanted to buy multiple donuts.
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OP is dis evin a question?
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I'd sing a Bo Burnham song to her. CAUSE GIRLS ARE LIKE DONUTS WHEN I BE BUSTIN' BO NUTS I CAN MAKE EM CREAM FILLED OR GIVE EM A LAYER OF GLAZE Then I'd lay mandingo on her forehead.
