So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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This is a devil trick. Not only gluttony, greed and lust, but there is snow! I'd slam the door and grab my flamethrower and salt. I CAST YOU BACK INTO THE FIREY PITS OF WHENCE YOU CAME FROM YOU MATT DEMON!
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Too much sugar. Those doughnuts are a bit too big for my liking.
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Slap her bewbs then grab the donut box and slap the door.
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I would take the 3 donuts I liked, ask if she wants compensation and thank her for her time and...donuts and close the door.
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*buy one, only one and slam the door shut*
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Edited by TheGuyNamedAngel: 4/19/2015 6:33:49 AMBuy some donuts.
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Buy the Boston cream donut & go back to whatever I was doing. She's not my type.
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She is actually kinda ugly....looks way too fake both in boobs and face...maybe kinda manly in the face at that.
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-blam!- her
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Slam the door damn Jehovah's Witnesses
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She's probably satan if she brought snow to my southern texas door step.
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Let me get in that donut hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Cum on her face
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Why in the -blam!- are you wearing a shirt on a snowy day? Also who are these donuts from? ARE YOU THE DEA DONT ANSWER THAT YOU WONT TAKE MY POTATOES *sniffs potatoes and jumps out of window*
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*Insert Lenny*
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Buy some donuts and ask her why she has balloons as breasts (And maybe try to pop or jiggle them)
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Edited by Ziggerastica: 4/19/2015 5:42:39 AMThere are mice in those donuts. Also why is she dressed like that? There is snow. Freaking idiot...
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Say "Donuts are disgusting, sorry" and shut the door. If she came back with something good like cookies, I'd buy.
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[i]open the door, smile and proceed to shut it then mutter audibly through the door[/i] "I'm gluten intolerant" [u]gets em' every time[/u]
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[quote]I would take the 3 donuts I liked, ask if she wants compensation and thank her for her time and...donuts and close the door.[/quote] This
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Close the door and go back to bed.
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>girl
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Ask why the hell it's still winter
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since when did I have a door bell?