So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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Tell her i dont like donuts and close the door
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Jokes on you, I can't afford a door bell.
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Tell her I don't like donuts and close the door
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Ask her what she's selling them for buy one and that's it
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Well... Guess I'll get my wallet... I need sugar
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There are blankets of snow out there, I'm surprised her nipples haven't hardened to the point where they stab through the donuts and pierce my chest.
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Buy the donuts. Mmmmmm donuts
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Steal them and go back inside. Lock all doors, shut all blinds. Just me and my donuts.
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Her boobs are WAY too big.
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Tell her she needs to talk to the wife, go back to gaming..... I am not stupid
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cut the bitch
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Shes probably not cold cause she is so hot. Yeah I know, I am one of those guys who likes a bit of a girl like that but I do generally respect girls. However I would pick my crush over her any day of the week. [spoiler]also if her personality sucked I would not think the same. I prefer personality then looks[/spoiler] But I wouldn't buy a doughnut. The rat on the back left put me off.
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I don't know the donuts are probably cold, unless the donuts taste great I won't buy them. And being the gentleman I am I would give her a fedora and a coat and I'd wisher good luck in her journey of selling the cold donuts
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Go back and get me a drink, i can't eat all that without some water!
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which donuts
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Haven't eaten for 10 hours, so I'll probably eat the Donuts then drink some milk.
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Ask her how much her boob job costs
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I will by all if I could have some milk with it
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Ask her how is she not freezing
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Tell her to put a coat on and shut the- NO, SLAM the door in her face.
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Bitch why the -blam!- would you only bring one glazed and why isn't this shit Krispy Kreme
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Ask her if she can make a glass of milk to go with my donut.
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Her face is just... No.
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Yeah, madam, whys there a mouse on that donut. Oh health and safety won't like that.
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Kick her off my property for the lack of maple in that box.