So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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"So glad you knocked, would you like discuss about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"
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Tell her I'm celiac and can't have donuts. They aren't gluten free.
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I know what can fill you donut hole
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Ask her her price duhh Then realize I have no money for doughnuts or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) other things
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Smile and confidently say "no" *shuts door
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A mouse on the doughnuts :(
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Ask her why a mouse is on the top left donut.
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Edited by monkeynoos: 8/25/2015 2:25:58 AM"MOM! Where's my $20 you owe me!?!" *under breath* "Ima get me some mf donuts
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Take the doughnuts, and shit the door.
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MOM, THERE'S A LADY SELLING DONUTS!
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>sees girls shirt >looks at background >asks why is she wearing short sleeves in winter >slowly take box of doughnuts >closes door slowly >before door closes I say "u lil hoe you're not takin my dick" >closes door >[i]without pay[/i]
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I'd say "No thank you" and close the door because I'd be suspicious if a random person was walking around giving out doughnuts.
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"Nothanks, have a nice day."
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Il take the chocolate one.
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Doughnuts? She have DEEZ NUTS!
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Wouldn't buy the donuts. would buy her.
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Grab the -blam!- kit from under the stairs!
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Ask her why she brought a doorbell.
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Take box Inspect donuts Say in a raunchy voice "do I want to by donuts" Bluntly say no Shut door Eat donuts meticulously on the counter
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I'd ask why she doesn't have a coat
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Choke on my own spit because I have terrible social skills.
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I would sort her hair out, it'll get in her mouth
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What any intelligent person would do. Get the one with the sprinkles.
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First thing I noticed was the creepy guy staring out his window in the background.
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Buy the glaze doughnut and close the door. It must suck for her to be freezing. Not my problem
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Tell her to -blam!- off donut whore