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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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2 RepliesWas going to comment. Thought about what I was planning. Realized that I probably would have banned myself for the comment. Decided not to comment.
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1 Reply*picks up doughnut* *puts pointy finger out* *continuously moves finger in and out of hole in the middle*
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1 ReplyClose door and go back to sleep. I'm the kind of person who knows that those donuts are probs poisoned. Sadly my ocd keeps me on edge about taking food and eating it from strangers so I pretty much never to it.
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1 ReplyTell her to put some damñ clothes on, looks cold outside
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1 ReplyPolitely tell her no and close the door. I have a girl I love and a son I have to take care of. I'm not gonna stand there and drool over her because I would much rather turn around and have my small family in my arms. And if I wanted donuts then I would take my lazy ass out and buy some.
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Buy donuts
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Edited by 2014 Honda Civic: 4/21/2015 3:40:41 AMYou had me at donuts. Edit: just looked at the picture. ...I still want those donuts.
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These must be some [i]crappy[/i] donuts if the company needs [i]this[/i] busty of a woman to sell them.
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Eat one. Then ask if she takes debit.
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I kindly ask if I may purchase the Chocolate Frosted and the Boston Creme.
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Take the box and slam the door after taking a picture and saying this was my new girlfriend on every single social media ever
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Ask her nicely to get back in the kitchen, and remind her she isn't allowed to spend MY money on donuts
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Me not paying attention to what's in the box: I DONT WANT ANY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! (Slams door)
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"I'm gonna be honest. I'm only looking at your boobs right now" *closes the door*
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2 RepliesAsk her how many bras is she wearing to push her tits look like that.
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"No thank you ma'am. I don't partake in sweets. I choose to live a healthy life and have a very clean protein and fiber rich diet. However, my neighbors might be interested." Then I cry myself to sleep because I don't eat donuts anymore... They're a lightish red..
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"Donuts aren't the only things I can stick my dick in here"
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I don't have a doorbell where i live though
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Say no cause I don't like donuts or bad porn.
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This looks a start to a bad porn
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Tell her to put some clothes on. Its cold outside.
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Buy them all.
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Eat her food[spoiler]if you know what i mean[/spoiler]
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What donuts?
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"Nice breasts." *slams door*
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Ask her to leave.
