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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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I'd say 'Plastic Heart' and then See ya Then I'd slam the door shut
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Take all the donuts and close the door on her face.[spoiler]Im 11[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHmmm... So the Mormans have stepped up their game it seems.
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1 ReplyNo thanks Caitlyn Jenner with a boob job, I'm on a diet :)
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Tell her to get out.
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Ask for glazed.......
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Ask how painful those plastic beasts are.
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Tell her you only buy donuts from Long's Bakery, the best in the state. Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme can't even compete.
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Say yes, dummy, they're donuts!
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Give her a few bucks. I'd figure she homeless walking around selling donuts door to door in the winter without a proper coat. Maybe she bought those tits thinking she could just skate by on her looks for the rest of her life, and that didn't pan out.
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Take a donut and shut the door...thank youu lady
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7 RepliesDon't like doughnuts, don't like huge tits.
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Snatch the donuts and close the door.
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Ask her to come in because she's barely wearing anything and it's snowy outside she'll catch a cold
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Edited by toasterwaffels4: 7/21/2015 12:44:02 PMPoke a hole in her fake boobs.
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1 ReplyIs that Tex? If so I will take my face and well you know that rest... ;)
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Then I jizzed in my pants
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Do any of those donuts have meth in them?
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Ask her if she wants to come in so i can "Warm her up". ;););););)
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18 RepliesEdited by Apollo: 4/21/2015 4:53:05 AM1. Light clothes, snowing 2. Tan, live in WA state barly sunny 3. Large breasts, seductive 4. Evil smirk 5. Full case of donuts, street housing doesn't approve 6. Pointed eye brows, malicious 7. Tilted head, hinting at other intentions 8. Right arm(left to us) is suspicious 9. Left arm(right to us) is holding box at bad angle 10. No lid, obviously not intending long travel [spoiler]conclusion Female entity is intending to harm or take advantage of me[/spoiler]
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I'd say I'll take the 2 jelly filled ones ;)
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I'd ask for the cream-filled ones.
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You will never be that lucky
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2 RepliesShe looks like a man so no But I'll take the donuts
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1 ReplyI'd give her a coat. Looks cold outside.
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Buy the glazed donuts and go watch The Simpsons. Lol
