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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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I'll take the big round one
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1 ReplyAsk her why she's in a short sleeve shirt when there's snow on the ground.
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Ask for the 2 in the back
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"You're not a cop, right?"
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Sorry I'm gay. Then I shut the door
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Buy a donut from the poor unbalanced woman.
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Probably ask her what donuts she would choose, pick that donut. Go inside put my dick in the donut while I think about her.
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Take the chocolate one on the bottom right.
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Those donuts look gross
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I say come in and tell me how much
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I take the donuts and the boobs and slam the door on her.
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I tell her she looks like shit and close the door.
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Buy a donut, duh.
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Buy donuts
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Wait a minute!!! Look at those donuts! Half of them look like they were thrown around. I ain't buying shit. Where's my chloroform at?
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What donuts?
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If I was in the mood for a donut Id buy one depending on what she has
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Ask her if I'd get anything extra for buying the whole box ;)
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Buy all the doughnuts
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1 ReplyWho bumped this?
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id buy some donuts bc donuts are good
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2 RepliesI'd buy the donuts and then ask, "We'll bang okay?"
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I take the donuts and run.
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1 ReplySorry, I don't want any donuts. I'd rather eat some melons.
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Get the camera
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