So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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Edited by PhoenixBolt96: 8/25/2015 11:53:14 AMAsk her if she would like to be jelly-filled ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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Bitch, I ordered a dozen glazed. Come back when you get it right.
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Ask if i can have a 13th donut. ;)
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Ask her to come in for some hot donuts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Get the oldest sweater I got, give it to her, and say "God bless you and your dedication to trying to get a proper education.... hopefully".
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I buy the choc-sprink. Get gud... Doughnuts.
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That depends. How much are the donuts?
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I'd take the powdered jelly donut and ask why she wasn't wearing a coat
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Not buy any I hate donuts
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Yell it's a trap! And slam the door
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I'd be like I'm in the mood for a little cream filling and she'd smile and be all flirty close the box walk in and we'd -blam!- like pornstars
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Ask her to shave her eyebrows
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Ugly face.
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Eat her ass like a cupcake
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Snow outside and she's not wearing any kind of jacket...."closes door slowly"
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Depends what kind of Donuts
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[quote]Plot twist! I ask her if she's accepted Jesus christ as her lord and savior. [/quote]
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Sure I'll have a donut or two
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I'd buy all the donuts...and as she asks if I want to come in...I say "Nope". And shut that door to avoid being mugged or killed by her massive appearance to my eye. Because let's face it... A Mall Mall isn't as big as a human of that stature.
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Will still say no, unless I am hungry.
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I would ask if she would like to make some dough sitting on some nuts. Check mate.
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Edited by GiantDad: 7/22/2015 1:49:00 PMExercise a citizen's arrest and alert the authorities. There won't be any prostitution in [i]my[/i] city.
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Invite her in for coffee n dick i mean doughnuts
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Buy a donut what else
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"So glad you knocked, would you like discuss about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"