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4/17/2015 1:29:28 AM
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Halt *raises m4 at your head* This is part US territory, what's your business here?
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Getting food. Now get the hell out of my way
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What kind of food ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*Pushes you aside*
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*hugs you* why so aggressive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*Cuts off hands and snaps neck*
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I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!
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I love you (>O.O)>
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I don't love you now I believe you are supposed to be executed right about now
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Nooooo *kisses you* We'll die together
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*Slaps you before you get your lips near me* *Drags to executioners block*
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It's all ogre now
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I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life My dad overhears me and calls me a -blam!- I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a -blam!- He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love Shrek is life.
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Comment this on my execution sub-thread. I dare you
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I comment kek
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[spoiler]You are VERY mistaken if you think this is US territory.[/spoiler]
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Democracy I here?
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*Hear
