Either this is the worst attempt at humor/satire/bait that I've ever seen, or you are genuinely retarded, and if that's the case im gonna encourage you to hang on, because even though it may seem bleak some days, being reduced to stupidity on a game forum because you are unqualified for anything else, it's not worth giving up over a mental illness. You go "earn" those exotics, little retard, I know you can do it.