It's a long watch, I know. Especially for those of us with goldfish-level attention spans.
But the upshot is...
#1: The guvmnt has your dick on file
#2: You should still take pics of it, 'cause patriotism.
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[i]Love[/i] his last statement encouraging Americans to send dick pics!... Recon, check your inbox, you got a new PM.
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I'm such a goddamn American hero I've been doing this for years. GIVE ME MY PARADE AMERICA!
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The fappening was perpetrated by our government. Bam
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Edited by xBUGATTIx: 4/8/2015 8:19:02 AMLmao recon [spoiler]John Oliver is awesome.[/spoiler]
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Recon, what happened to you? Jeez, you're a ninja for crying out loud! You're supposed to encourage us to follow the code of conduct!
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There were times in that where him interrupting Snowden kind of bugged me.
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Sorry I never finished the video I got bored and started taking pictures of my dick gimme the play by play
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Would I get banned if I tried to show my patriotism by posting a dick pic?
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Never understood why we do that shit.
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And....... recon is being corrupted by the sheer amount of retard on these forums
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I'm glad Rooster Teeth came out with the Shaft Shots app then.
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>Be me >finds out dick picks are patriotic >posts dick pick on b.net to show I love my country >get bant >mfw mods hate Merica >I sue >case goes all the way to Supreme Court and causes civil unrest >civil war breaks out >things get heated >nukes cum out >world gets bombed >mfw world I caused extinction with a dick pick
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Edited by Ling Lings Head: 4/6/2015 2:14:15 PMOnly in America.. Man I'm enjoying this.
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Lol'd
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The -blam!- "Hey guys lets take dick pics and send them to Senate Hüė Hüė Hüė " Has society gone too far?
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I will keep going, for America.
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Recon is your last name government?
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This is hilarious
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I saw someone else made this thread
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interviews with snowden aren't easy to come by, a silly comedian shouldn't have been given this opportunity.
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I like the fact that John Oliver can take a serious problem that no one cares about and turn it into comedy. In response, people actually listen to what's going on.
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You always make the best topics.
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Ain't even mad. I just hope someone out there is enjoying them instead of just rotting away in a data center.
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What I can get from this is, the best way to fight this over extension of governmental surveillance abilities, is to send more dick pics than the desk monkey sorting through these pictures can handle. We will kill them with the power of penis.
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I SEND SO MUCH DICK PIC I RUN OUT DATA >:(