The police are taking the carcass away. But last night I heard an intruder. I grabbed my 12 gauge and searched my house. When I saw a pretty big guy in my living room. I shot him and when I turned on the light I saw he was dressed like a giant bunny. The police say it's the most realistic costume they've ever seen. They can't even figure out how to get the head off to see his face. He had a big basket and was hiding stuff in people's houses. I think he was a terrorist.
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Guess the title gave it away