...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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Slowly get up and tell him I'm done that my time as a torturer is over.
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Fire sharpened toast at them until they're dead.
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Depends on the gender and the looks
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Knock their legs out with my tail and inform them that they have five seconds to explain why I shouldn't eat their torso before I... Well, eat their torso.
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shrek is love shrek is life
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"The guest room is down the hall, 2nd right"
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Bust a move!
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Reach behind me for a weapon and confront them
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Begin to masturbate, stare them in the eyes, and whisper "this ones for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
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Start to beat the living Christ out of him as I always have my handy [i][b][u]Baby Duck Feather Pillow.[/u][/b][/i]
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>implying that I have a bed >implying that I sleep >implying I have a house >? >profit
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I grab my gun under my pillow and aim it at him
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Depends on who it is...
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Do they have a gun?
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Furiously masturbate
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Depends if they a female. If they are well I will politely ask for sexual favors
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Depends. How sexy are they? (Given that they're a girl)
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Ask them to dinner at a 5 star restaurant with a riverside view and everythang
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ALLAHU AKBAR!
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Enquire what the -blam!- it's doing in my house, then proceed to knock it the -blam!- out.
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"ayy bb wnt sum fuk?"
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Simple. Burn it. With [b][i]water[/i][/b]
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Edited by Batman: 5/31/2015 7:43:08 PMGive them 10 bucks then go back to bed. It's just Alfred asking for a raise.
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Ask him if I can help.