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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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1 ReplyAsk on how he got in in the first place
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Ask him for a glass of water
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5 Replies..shit everywhere. he'd never see it coming.
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1 ReplyId say "hi could you help me find my pet tarantula. I think it escape it cage and bit my leg" (true story)
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3 RepliesAsk them in a very low voice "please close the door... Your letting out the cold..." Then i would kinda make laughing noises
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4 RepliesApparently... Blankets>Human
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1 ReplySwitchblade in my nightstand. Ask questions after
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1 ReplyId throw the covers on the floor and starfish(I sleep commando) and tell them"I'm ready big boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
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3 RepliesPft I invite him to join OpTic.
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1 ReplyInvite them to sex.
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7 RepliesThe answer...is a gun.. And if that don't work.. [spoiler]use MORE gun.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySock in the nose
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1 ReplyStay calm, then freak the hell out. Throw my sheets at em then try to subdue. Not going out with ought a fight.
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1 ReplyLunge at them and plunge my thumbs into their eyes
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3 RepliesIn all honesty, die of a heart attack.. and if that didn't do it, I would personally attack my heart.
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1 ReplyEdited by Halcron: 4/9/2015 11:08:02 PMNo Shrek Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [spoiler]This is my swamp[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesRKO OUT OF NO WHERE
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6 RepliesEdited by Hydrus: 4/10/2015 7:55:38 AMI would ask him to stay the night and eat breakfast in the morning then kill him with hawkmoon
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3 RepliesI pretend I didn't wake up and try to relax
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1 ReplyPerform the ultimate body slam.
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3 RepliesPray it's not Liam Neeson and his particular set of skills
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6 RepliesIs the stranger a girl or guy?
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Suck yo dick
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Jump out of bed, lunge forward and cover their face with my sheets. Then beat the shit outta em
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Pull out my double barrel and blow their face off. If it's a hot girl, empty a few rounds from my M-4.
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4 RepliesEdited by shaggyloki02: 4/8/2015 4:18:34 PMGrabs the benelli 12 gauge and paint my bedroom walls. You in the south bitch didn't expect a different outcome did ya
