...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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Grab my nightstand and break it on their head
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Depends on what that stranger looks like
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Scream at the top of my lungs: "GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!"
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Ask him if he can hold me because i heard something downstairs... 0-0
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http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Invite them to my VOG raid party then They will leave cause -blam!- that
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Scream "SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE HAIL SATAN 666 GET TO THA CHAPPA
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Inb4Shrek
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Grab the knife I keep by my bed side
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Flip shit Grab knife and randam hammer at my bedside Realize it be lady Be like OHBBY
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Empty a mag into the person's chest
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Depends, does it have an ass?
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http://bosscade.com/d?r=HN1ZzE4sd
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I'd say "please close the door on you're way out" and then go back to sleep.
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Ask if it's a girl. If it is then it will get dirty. If it's a guy I'd just be like what's up bro
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That says it all
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OH SHREK YOU FINAL ANSWERED MY PRAYERS *gets down on all fours* CLEANSE MY ANUS.
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Edited by Murph Tha Smurf: 4/14/2015 4:43:58 PMScream "AYY LMAO" at the top of my lungs. If they don't run in terror we become friends.
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Go back to sleep
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U say"A good daaaaaay m,dam"
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[b]MOM! GET THE CAMERA![/b]
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give her some taxi money and go back to sleep
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Point in other direction to distract him. Take nap on my right arm ??? Wake in two hours and thwart him with my new club-like weapon.
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Good day to you, kind sir or madam! Would you care to partake in a game of Parcheesi?