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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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6 RepliesBefore bed, Destiny players pray to SmoggyPluto. Before SmoggyPluto goes to bed, he prays to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once took a leak on a Knight's face for fun, that knight today is known as Crota. If you stab Chuck Norris your knife will bleed. Chuck Norris once won a game of Iron Banner alone using the Khvostov. The Gjallarhorn plays the Nightfall every week, hoping to get Chuck Norris. A Cabal Phalanx once hit Chuck Norris with its shield. Today, it's somewhere in the Asteroid Belt. The Queen's Brother owes Chuck Norris a favor. When Chuck Norris joins an ROC mission: [b]Valus Ta'aurc has left the fireteam[/b] Chuck Norris once made a bunch of dirt into a ball, it's now known as the Traveler.
