Chuck Norris hacked the Cabal Command Center with a AA battery, a paperclip, and a piece of tape. Chuck Norris cleanses darkness with a clorox wipe. Chuck Norris found a relic, and uses it as a hat when it rains. Chuck Norris met The Stranger once, and said "Your not entirely interesting." Chuck Norris walked into a bar...The bar needed revived. Chuck Norris told Shaxx, "Stand up and fight!" Chuck Norris uses the original Vex Mythoclast in the Crucible. Chuck Norris's secretary is Atheon. Chuck Norris's ghost held an entire brigade of fallen off, nearly 1,500 fallen, with a door. Chuck Norris threw his ghost once, it got an unidentified fallen house, and a legion of cabal killed before the first wave of reinforcements could arrive. Chuck Norris took a nerf gun into a crucible match. Afterward, the enemy team went to the forums demanding more dart tag vests. Rahool went on vacation when he heard Chuck Norris was coming. Chuck Norris got a "sum of all tears" medal in rumble when he picked up a nail on Blind Watch. Chuck Norris took a grenade from his belt, it killed 15 enemies and 1 raid boss... Then he pulled the pin.