He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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Well, from the same logic that got DeeJ into my kitchen, I use that to bind him to a chair in my new basement wearing something to keep his dignity. I'll then ask him personally to explain what happened to Destiny while using some new-found skills to freeze all his assets and take my cut back. But, as impossible as your scenario is, so is mine.