He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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I'd do what I'd normally do if a stranger was in my house without permission...I'd "stand my ground" so to speak. Especially since it appears he's gone crazy on bath salts and I don't know what he'll do next.