He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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Walk over to him and hug him... [spoiler]Then reach over and grab the knife behind him, and repeatedly stab him for every stupid thing he's ever posted on any forum.[/spoiler] Can we be friends or what?