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Edited by Prometheus25:
3/27/2015 10:19:54 PM
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DeeJ is standing naked in your kitchen
He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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Uhm... Well run the -blam!- out of the house and call 911 about a psyco-maniac in my house.
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"Free toast".
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I'd use that teleportation magic shit to teleport him back to his house.
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I ask him to pour me a cup of orange juice and ask for the paper
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Well, from the same logic that got DeeJ into my kitchen, I use that to bind him to a chair in my new basement wearing something to keep his dignity. I'll then ask him personally to explain what happened to Destiny while using some new-found skills to freeze all his assets and take my cut back. But, as impossible as your scenario is, so is mine.
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What is happening.
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If i -blam!- you, will I get exclusive offers
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Depends. Is he bringing the jack? Yes.....offer him some pants and a seat No.......release the hounds!
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Get the -blam!- outta my house.
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Did you seriously hashtag yourself? Hahahahahahahahahha oh man, watch out everyone, we got a new diva in town!
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Gjallarhorn
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What about smoggypluto?
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1 ReplyBump.
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1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I take him inside me
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Actual Cannibal, DeeJ LaBeouf.
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1 ReplySeeing as he's an unlawful intruder, probably a Mozambique followed by a call to 911 telling dispatch what I'm wearing, where I am in the house and there are more intruders on the way that I'm preparing to deal with.
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Masturbate
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"Mooooom?! Why are you picking up losers at the bar again?" [spoiler]just -blam!-ing with ya deej[/spoiler]
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I'd do what I'd normally do if a stranger was in my house without permission...I'd "stand my ground" so to speak. Especially since it appears he's gone crazy on bath salts and I don't know what he'll do next.
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Using the castle law as justification I dump 5 rounds of .45 into his face, neck, head, chest area with my Glock 21 for threatening my life with toast.
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1 ReplyBump.
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When DeeJ gets off his personalized, peg-shaped throne at Bungie headquarters, there's only one possible reason for it... I fear for what is to come. I am in his trap.
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2 RepliesI'll let him keep the clothes that he already owns, for a price... [spoiler]Destiny DLC. Get it?[/spoiler]
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I ask for recon.
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I wonder what would happen if someone posted this is #DesticleLand
