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Edited by Prometheus25:
3/27/2015 10:19:54 PM
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DeeJ is standing naked in your kitchen
He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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"Deej I need you to put safety plastic on all the furniture, I don't want to catch autism"
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Apply grape jam to toast.
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Let's just say he's gonna walk funny when he leaves...
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I'd pull my pants and boxers up from off my ankles quickly
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1 ReplyKick him out and lock and bar my doors/windows. Call the cops.
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1 ReplyGive them a revolver to play Russian roulette. Lets see how much they like rng.
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12 RepliesImmediately do a 360 and walk away.
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1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⌒ヽ / へ＼ / / ＼＼ ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ / / /| ( (ヽ | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_/
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Kick him in the nards
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1 ReplyAsk him what kind of butter that is... Ewww...
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Here deej; put on these clean pants and this borderlands t-shirt and smile for the camera
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drop my pants and say "my name is Marty & I'm here to..." [spoiler]...make butt sex on you.[/spoiler]
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Beat him up and throw him out
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Throw a spoon at him and proceed to cry.
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1 ReplyKnock him the f#ck out and eat the toast, as long as it doesn't land butter side down of course. Then tell him I want more vault space or I'll let my dog hump his skinny ass.
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Run before you get a nerf for not living your life how bungie intended.
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I reply, "Ah, good, our naked party will be able to start on time." and then I sit at the table with him, likewise in the proper attire, and enjoy a freshly buttered piece of toast.
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I'd slap him in the face and tell him to put clothes on.
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Ignore what he says and continue to put shitty Twitter posts online
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Wtf? Lol I honestly would not know.
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It is only then that I regret drinking the whole bottle of night nurse
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Nerf him.
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I don't even know why I opened this thread. I would have to check if I was still dreaming, and if not, take the toast and walk away.
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Defend myself and my property to the full extent that I'm allowed to under the laws in my state. I live in a castle doctrine, stand your ground state.
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I quickly question how much I drank last night
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Uhm... Well run the -blam!- out of the house and call 911 about a psyco-maniac in my house.
