He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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Edited by Vicex: 4/15/2015 4:12:04 PMThe answer to that question depends entirely on if one side of the toast is buttered, or both.
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"Fig"
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Walk out and get my gun
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Kick him in da nuts ofc.
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"What are you?.." Deej: "shhhhh. Take the toast..." "Nah. I'm calling the po..." *deej draws the last word. I draw thorn* Deej: "you can never beat me..." "Why would you say that?" Deej: "Because... Thorn was nerfed." "You son of a bitch" Deej: "GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" "Execute order 66!!!" *the area we are In is nuked. No one survives.*
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Ktan, please keep your gay fantasies in your head, there's no need to spread them around the forums like this.
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Tell him to put his damn Gjallarhorn away because nobody wants to see it and we all have our own ... oh wait, some of you don't have one? Sucks to be you!
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Make him a sammich
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toast/envelope
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Tie him up, figure when the DLC is coming, he didn't tell me I beat the FUK out of him. Ask again, repeat beating until he spews it up. Then calls cops
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Get out of my house until i get a gjallarhorn AND PUTS SOME PANTS ON but the others and i will have a nice day
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Edited by My Ugly Bush: 4/15/2015 6:42:30 AMTickle his little thorn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I would call the police
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Ask him to hand me an envelope. I have an appointment later today.
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Ask him if Zoob will be there.
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I get naked with him and eat the toast
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*sees dj* *Rams pan up his anus sideways* Reason=making us buy dlc that should of came with the -blam!-ing game
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Me* so you did get my email ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Eat him
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Edited by Professor Goodfeels: 3/31/2015 5:29:16 AMHe better bring David Vonderhaar and Todd Howard into that Developer orgy were about to have. Because I want to do so many things to Vonderhaar's bald sexy head, while twirling my fingers through Todd's majestic hair.
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Grab the nearest knife and protect my home What? Some nudist in my house doing god knows what? He gets gutted, end of story
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Sit down and enjoy breakfast with a nude Deej and ninjas
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Tell him to go kill himself
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Edited by RTags: 3/29/2015 9:32:33 PMGet him a pair of pants and wait for the guests to arrive for an epic session Edit: spelling error
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Tell him to get out
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