Guys, I need your help. Half-jaw, deserves a whole jaw.
He fought the flood for you, is it so much to ask for $1 in return?
For every dollar donated, you receive 1 sexual favor from a brute of your choice.
The Arbiter is fighting a war, so money is tight. Let Half-Jaw know what its like, to brush his teeth again :^(
#BuyHalfjawANewJaw
Thank you for your time.
edit: [b]LOOK HOW SAD HE LOOKS! ^ [/b]
[b]:^([/b]
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Bump...
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BUY EMOTES IN DESTINY TO HELP HALF JAW :^^^^(
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Necro
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Edited by Tastycow5: 10/25/2015 11:15:10 PMSad necro
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I read the title as half-jew at first. Disappointed.
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This brings another question... How WOULD a Sangheli eat or drink normally?
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>Donates >Feels good about it >Day goes by >Forgets the sexual favors promised >A smell of onions fly through my nose >Sits up in bed >Shrek appears >Shrek pleasures me >I pleasure him >I finger his salty green anus >I wake up hoping to see Shrek next to me >i look over >He is gone >I still can smell his salty butthole and I smile glad to please shrek
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Cause you didn't drank doritos. Casual
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Split-lip son of a bitch.
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(っ◕‿◕)っ
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I read it as "Half Jew" at first lmao
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It happened in my Halo 3 parody: [quote]The Overbiter strolled to the waiting Bantam, which then flew back to the L33t cruiser. Aboard [i]Vehicle-Mysteriously-Lacking-From-This-One-But-Oh-Well of Accident[/i], N0-Jaw stood on the bridge, staring intently at a hologram of Earth. “If I look for long enough, I can just about see a face.” The L33t grinned, his newly-grafted-in jaw glimmering in the bridge’s light. “You have fun with that,” the Overbiter said, plopping himself into N0-Jaw’s chair. “Let’s go home.”[/quote]
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A belated donation
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[REMEMBERING INTENSIFIES]
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Shipmastur :(
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WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU BUDDY
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:-( The feels
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Here, have £1.00. *Scoffs at puny American monetary system*
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Here Hands Half-Jaw some air* [spoiler]careful, that's worth over a million dollars![/spoiler]
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Edited by TheDesertRanger: 3/20/2015 12:05:55 AMRead this as Half-Jew.
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*Writes a check* Here's all the money I bagged from watergate. Get him a new jaw!!!
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Here *hands over Blank check*
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[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅10000000000000000000000)̲̅$̲̅] Half-Jaw is love. Half-Jaw is life.
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_______ [u]| ($35) |[/u]
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Edited by Atomic Tea: 3/19/2015 7:21:19 PMGet the hell outta my armory, Split-Lip! *cocks gun*