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3/18/2015 12:55:37 AM
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Umm lets see... Your right leg, left arm, and right eye. Let's test it. Hold out your left and say "Initiate Scan" A HUD should appear in your right eye, while your arm scans the room.
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*HUD pops up* Holy shit. I could get used to this.
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Yeah I know right? It's not bad once you get used to them. Now you can get upgrades to them, like my left arm doubling as a rifle, but don't over do it. Using to many functions at once will overload them.
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Right, makes sense. Well, where's the nearest bioengineer? I wouldn't mind starting those modifications.
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I'm not sure about that myself, but I can put something together for you, since I did mines myself. What would you like?
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Well, for the arm, I was thinking something like a long knife or blade that can pop out on the bottom of the forearm, and a small tranquilizer gun that pops out on the top. That and advanced target acquisition for the eye. Maybe radar?
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Sure sure. *starts installing blade and tranq gun in arm* Now for your eye, I can't detach it, so this might sting a bit. *inserts micro lance, starts installing radar and advance HUD*
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*Grunting* OW -blam!- THAT MIGHT BE THE BACK OF MY EYE SOCKET YOU'RE TOUCHING!
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Of course it is. How else am I going to calibrate your optic nerve to detect the echo location involved in Radar? Now hold still, this is where you might pass out. *injects nano tubes into optic nerves, then replaces iris with auto locking and target acquisition system*
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*shudders, then passes out*
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*finishes calibrating systems* *runs systems check* Alright done! Not so bad was it- *sees has long since passed out* Maybe I should have used anesthesia? Ah well. *leaves food and coffee on hospital tray* See you when you get back bud. *leaves room*
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Edited by Oath: 3/18/2015 5:05:42 PM*wakes up* Ow. -blam!-. Phantom whe-? *sees tray of food, starts eating as fast as possible* This is good. Really good. *bionic arm knocks over coffee* SHIT.
