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3/14/2015 11:01:38 PM
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[b]Empire Bounty[/b]
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A strange and powerful creature has been terrifying citizens and eating livestock...
A reward of 1000g is to be given to whoever finds this creature and brings it [u]unharmed[/u] to the front gates for study...
-Freddy the teddy,
Commander of the Elite Guard
English
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Hey now, I don't eat them, it's sneaking practice. Wolves get to 'em afterwards. And beast? I am offended, really. *walks off*
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*looks at guard* Uh, what just happened? *runs after you* It wasn't you... Was it?
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*walks a bit faster, which is the same speed as your run* Well how am I supposed to test my tranquilizer a and anesthetics? There is the occasional overdose but usually they get up and walk around a couple hours later.
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Then who kills the livestock and terrorizes the citizens?
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I've seen, let's see, a werewolf or 2, at least 20 wild dragons, a couple zmobies which the ones named Brian, and some giant carnivorous butterflys
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I thought we had neutralized all the dragons..
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Hahaha... You guys barely know your land.
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We do, when doob turned against us we killed them all... Only one escaped and that was his..
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Well it was probably pregnant.
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[u]Really[/u] pregnant
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Ok ok I get it... But I saw no preggy belly on it
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Have you seen a pregnant dragon?
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No....
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I have...
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I'd accedently kill it so im staying out of this
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*walks in* I caught crunchyboi can I have my money now.
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Wait what?
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*Vertibird flies in with a large creature tied up in a sling, with a tranquilizer sticking out of its neck.*
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That bastard ate my cow at the inn while I was off world
