Well, not to toot my own horn here or anything, but my bread is the greatest bread in the world! Baked in a volcanic furnace, seasoned with spices made from extinct plants, and sweetened with honey from bee scorpions! So try it.
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Oh, sounds quite nice! How much is it?
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Why, if you were to take a *snickers* [i]scroll[/i] on down, you will find my bread shop.
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Aha...ahaha....