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3/10/2015 5:03:43 PM
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Warlocks are jelly because we have awesome capes but they have lame ass friendship bracelets
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+1 warlock tears for you
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lol without your capes you Hunters are fugly. That's why having a barely noticeable class item is awesome. We still look cool without it.
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I actually laughed out loud not just lol and not actually laugh
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Our bonds are amazi- oh who. Are we kidding they suck but we are not jelly of your capes [spoiler]right warlocks back me up here[/spoiler]
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[quote]Our bonds are amazi- oh who. Are we kidding they suck but we are not jelly of your capes [spoiler]right warlocks back me up here[/spoiler][/quote] can't man he"ll gladly take my tears xD
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My bond changes colors :D
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How many people come up to you and say "woah dude your bond is so radical." Without you telling them about it.
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People don't like me.. :( I'm that guy in the tower no one cares about..
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I care. Not a whole bunch, but i care.
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:D. <3 It seems to change according to the day/night cycle I believe. Red during the day, and blue at night.
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That's the only argument hunters have against us: we 'floof' (some of us blink actually) and we have 'friendship bracelets'. That's pretty much the only data a hunter has to back themselves up against us.
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You hide behind your magic instead of fighting head on. You try to cover up your mistakes by using self rez. Your helmet has a giant hole in the front of it. You wear dresses and skirts. You wont let me join your book club. You always beat me in chess. and eris kinda creeps me out. There are some more reasons
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Hunters hide behind their invisibility
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[quote]You hide behind your magic instead of fighting head on. You try to cover up your mistakes by using self rez. Your helmet has a giant hole in the front of it. You wear dresses and skirts. You wont let me join your book club. You always beat me in chess. and eris kinda creeps me out. There are some more reasons[/quote]Mate, titans hide behind their magic. Literally. Our helmets have bad FoV because we don't need eyes to sense what happens around us. You wear spandex, and soon vendor buying hunters will be wearing stockings. You're the ones with the book club. You guys have handbooks purely written to piss us off. Guardians can't play chess. Except for warlocks. Eris is most certainly a hunter.
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Hunters are trolls. They wrote a book to piss off Warlocks...that's epic.
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Are you guys seriously such scrubs that you have a power to revive yourself? lolzzzzzz
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You make fun of the self revive now until everyone dies in a raid and the warlock revives everyone and saves the day. Same thing in like a skirmish. Team gets -blam!- till warlock self revives and gets a triple kill and picks up the whole team.
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Oh you must play raids on easy mode. And I see your point but you know what would be better? A nice GG triple kill. [spoiler]this is all in good fun by the way. I breath a sigh of relief when a warlock self-revives during VoG. A gun down could potentially mean a wipe. In Crota's End everyone does the self-revive glitch so that's another point to the almighty self-Rez. [/spoiler]
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I play easy mode to help other people out. But usually. If anyone's doing easy mode can most likely expect most or all of them to die ( confluxes ) lol.
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Who's jelly now?
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I know it's hard staying alive as a warlock. I don't think any less of you every time you self-Rez. What I will judge you for is dying immediately after. Really?
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i personally was thinking some shoulder armor would be better for the warlocks than some arm band. would sorta be a medal or something. or at least make the bond bigger!
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Full-arm gauntlet/bond FTW
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YES I'm loving the idea of a hand gauntlet on the hand you palm with instead of a silly arm band. At the very least it'd look cooler and more noticeable. Bungie make it happen!
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Hunters have picnic blankets NOT capes.
