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1/14/2013 2:04:51 AM
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Guess what my pastor said last Sunday...
In the middle of his sermon he said something like, "You know, sometimes people ask me for evidence of God...Well I have it." He then took two very violet steps forward, threw his hand with a bible in it up in the air and screamed, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!" While he was screaming I heard a few people say, "Amen!"
Discuss Flood. What stupid things has your pastor/priest or whatever you might have said?
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I was hoping for a : "he old me not to tell mommy and daddy what we did" thread.
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Why the Hell didn't you spoiler that? I'm obviously going to be looking right at the post when I open the thread. Ruined your own game, man.
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Well, today one of our new priests was talking about Les Miserables, because a bunch of people gave him Regal Cinemas giftcards when he gave a homily on The Hobbit as a Christian, and more specifically Catholic allegory. Oh, and then there was the one time when he had a bunch of students run around waving an Ohio State Football banner in the middle of the homily to prove a strange, yet oddly true point.
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1 ReplyLOL you shoulda held up a playboy and said "SAAAAAATAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
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Urgh. That would have been uncomfortable for me.
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...That is hilarious.
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I was going to guess that he said amen.
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Edited by Destroys U: 1/14/2013 2:07:51 AMThe last time I entered a church, It was a different millennium.
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Alpha as fudge
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I don't go to church
