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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
1/13/2013 9:05:57 PM
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Most Disgusting Thing to Ever Happen at your School v2.0
Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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14 RepliesI threw up in Science Class. [spoiler]IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH[/spoiler] [spoiler]GOD DAMN IT[/spoiler]
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Someone shit in every sink
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1 ReplyMy old high school just went on strike recently for higher wages.
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Edited by Dresiden: 10/18/2015 10:51:38 PMNecro
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Found goldfish in the stalls once... It was a senior prank. poor nemo, I'll get you back to your dad. *flushes*
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12 RepliesIt all happened when I was a senior in high school, I had a period as a teachers aid. One morning I was stapling work packets for the freshmen when one of the [b][i]shits[/i][/b] decided to pull a dead bird from his pack and throw it at me. I was beyond horrified and disgusted as the carcass hit me leaving a wet stain, I got up and he got up with another dead bird. He looked at me and started rubbing the bird on himself and walked out wreaking havoc with a dead bird.
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11 RepliesEdited by MrsPlatinumOG : 10/18/2015 4:30:34 AMWarning disgusting and bloody [spoiler]so when I was a freshmen I had my period for the first time, I know late! I'm a late bloomer! I didn't have a tampon so I used bunches of tissues, a -blam!-ing genius (not really). Anyways I was walking over to my next class and it so happen the tissues fell with some blood on it. This weird geeky dude in my class came across the tissues with blood and said, "Yes! I will take this and experiment with the blood." He was so weird but I was pretty mortified about that and disgusted. Finally just asked a friend for a pad.[/spoiler] Okay, disgusting? I think so. ^_^
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49 RepliesSo one day in my free period in middle school, we were all sitting there nice and quiet. Then, we all see a mouse climbing up the wall. Me, using my natural hunting instincts shouted I got this and threw a pencil 12 feet into the poor mouse. It fell of the wall and started to twitch as a small pool of blood formed. A girl fainted and I had to go to a class for those kids with special needs for 5 months. It was worth it though. I became a school legend.
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I sat on a chair in class with blood on it... some girl had her period..
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10 RepliesEdited by LMaxwell: 10/16/2015 3:50:14 AMIn 8th grade... I was in English class just listening to the lesson and doing my work until I heard some shits throwing paper around the room... And then.... Someone threw one at me! I got so pissed but I held my anger. And then a hot girl right next to me asked if I had a boner. I said no and asked why. She said that because I had a bulge in my pants, even though I didn't. She then said that it was "really big". I just ignored and kept looking straight at the teacher and then I caught her looking at my dick and trying to masturbate without anyone seeing. I was gonna say something but it seemed pretty rude. [spoiler]it was a really weird day[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Mars3099: 10/12/2015 2:14:40 AMWell my school is EXTREMLY strick but I know of something that happened in one of my friend's schools Some decided to pee in the soap dispenser [spoiler]its funny until you think about what if you were in a position when you would NEED soap[/spoiler]
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A guy fell asleep in my class and had a wet dream...
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A kid in my school was youkno what in the back, and the results were the jizz rising on the ceiling and staining it.
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I was going to dry my hands with a paper towel (at McDonald's) and a pair of white underwear slips out. My bad it was brown instead.
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my cousin took a shit in the shower, all over.
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3 RepliesThere is this one bench out front of my school and someone put a decapitated deers head on it one morning.
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19 RepliesMy school has an anime club and a league of legends club. FML
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13 RepliesMy science teacher had sex with a chicken during class
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2 RepliesEdited by qinua: 9/7/2016 2:50:02 AM[spoiler]b[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSo the cheerleaders were doing the routine and one girls panties fell off so a guy ran up to her and he had the crack in his pants so I think you knew what happened
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3 RepliesNo joke, we had a poop bandit. This kid, which I ended up knowing when his identity was found, would literally write messages on the bathroom walls with his own poo. Messages that would be mocking teachers, himself, the school, etc. Couldn't believe the rumors until I walked in on a fresh message written on the wall.
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NECHRO :D
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1 ReplyA kid pops his zits and eats the white frosting.
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It's back.
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42 RepliesA friend of mine took his girl to the bathroom during homecoming and came out screaming with blood on his face. He had her sit on his face as he ate her out, at that moment her menstrual period came on full blast. I shit you not funniest -blam!-ing thing ever.
