You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Scissors, pencils, a hammer from my engineering class... lmao il be a solid snake in that bitch
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Leave campus
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*Goes to the cafeteria and eats the muffins*
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Wait to die.
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Barricade door Attackers come Attackers attempt to remove barricade Run out window during distraction while they struggle. Have someone with a weapon or improvised one stay under the window out of sight. Attacker steps out "trips" and screaming is heard and assumed to be a kids. All of the class escapes, one of which have some explaining to do on their self defense.
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Scissors + stealth=MGS
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ANARCHYYYY
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Go to the technology department Grab a hammer or something sharp Barricade a classroom
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Most likely use stealth and resourcefulness to gain the upper hand before opening THE can o worms on the attackers.
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Who are the enemies? People: Ask the teachers for the last lead pencil they keep in their vault. Sharpen it, stab everyone. Aliens: Attack them in any way I can to find their weakness. If they have no weakness, I stab myself with the lead pencil. Lions: Lead them into the forest and climb a tree. They lose me and get tired. And in the forest the mighty forest the lions will sleep tonight :) Tigers: Form a whip out of linked paperclips and tame one. Once I have my tamed tiger, I shall ride it into battle. Bears: Make a paperclip whip (thats fun to say), grab the fire extinguisher, spray it all over the bears, and attack them. I'll use my paperclip whip to choke one to death. Lions & tigers & bears: Oh my! Well, in that case, we're fùcked. Godzilla: "Hey! Godzilla! Down here! Just go ahead and kill me now so we can get this over with!" Chuck Norris: *hides in the underground tornado shelter* *forgets Chuck Norris can swim in land* Nicholas Cage: "Nathan, grab the beehive" Kim Jong Un: "'Murica!" *gets shot* Cthulhu: *gets on knees and bows* "Praise Cthulhu!" [spoiler]As you should probably know by now, none of this is based in reality. So don't go gettin' factual on me.[/spoiler]
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Edited by SSG ACM: 5/5/2015 1:38:16 PM-Head to the janitor's closet. -Make mustard gas. -Lay it at all entrances. -Go to chem. lab. -Make bombs. -Get liquid nitrogen. -Place over doors over entrances (adapt from bucket prank) -Go to the Industrial Tech Room. -Make improvised hand-to-hand combat weapons (include pressurized nail gun if applicable) -Win. Problem solved.
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Step 1) Get up Step 2) Go to gym Step 3) Pick up baseball bat Step 4) -blam!- shit up
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*grabs chairs* "COME AT ME MADDAFACAKAS"
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Where's my cyanide capsule?
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ALARM THE NUKES!
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Breaking the metal pole on the chairs sharpin it on the walls go to chemical lab find the acids get the lighters and gas break a table use it as a shield and tell the police then grab the fire extinguisher bathe the makeshift spear in the acid then attach it to fire extinguisher use gas and lighter to sing the end of spear that not pointed and bend other end to make it shaper then make a couple of deadly chemical concoctions then break doors and fortify shield so I think I will live
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Jokes on them. This is a military acadamy.
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Well, I'm homeschooled, so things get interesting. I'll go for my great great uncle's ceremonial sword, and my dad's old BB gun. Maybe I'll throw that cat at them.
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IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION THE ANSWER WAS FALSE
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Enemy bullets cant melt public knowledge.
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Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
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Before the the enemies open the school door....... [spoiler]jerk off in front of them while sing JB song xD muhahahaah[/spoiler]
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*spoiler alert* it's an inside job and half the students are the assailants. I'd find a way to climb my fatass up in the ceiling tiles and wait it out.
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ALAHAU AKBAR *hijacks enemy plane and crashes into school courtyard*
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Start throwing chairs at attackers