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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Grab paper clips or staples, and a rubber band. When he comes, shoot the staples or the paper clips at him and hope they penetrate. Or construct the pen-gun design my friends and I made.
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I love how some responses range from the silly to the planning of a military exercise. Just lol.
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Lose my virginity before I die
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Walk out the back door and go get some chick fil a
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I bring an arsenal to school as it is. A big heavy bag, a small heavy bag, a metal cup, 80 pencils, two watches (can act as those knuckle things), a big umbrella strong enough to beat someone with([url=https://www.bluntumbrellas.com/us/golfg2]Blunt G2 Umbrella[/url]), and bowties for choking people. And if that fails, I am throwing all the tables. * sips hot chocolate *
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I'd leave and zip tie all the doors from the outside so a bunch of people would be trapped inside
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*sheds tear* *lubes up*
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Ha I graduated 3 years ago! Let it BURN!
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Can I say that my school is home to an elite mercenary force, trained and taught in the use of weaponry and magic? (FFVIII style). If so then not much needs to be said. It's unfortunate that we can't use the transformation function of the school.
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I graduated already
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Block doors with desks and break scissors to use as knifes and everyone just wrecks a guy then pick up his gun a blow everyone up
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5 RepliesFind the hottest girl I can, and do stuff *insert lenny here*
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Good thing I'm at home. [spoiler]checkm8 atheists[/spoiler]
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>run to cafeteria and get food and knives >run to my locker and grab my hat (never leaving that behind) >find the hottest single girl I can >barricade in one of the basement storage rooms >quickly call the police >disconnect phones from any internet access >communicate with each other using the notes app (maintaining silence to listen for anyone nearby and to remain hidden) >wait it out until we are safe >leave
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I would make many paper airplanes and Nina stars and throw them at the enemy
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Edited by Homey: 5/5/2015 11:06:47 PMAssailants: I'll be at the front door in 3 minutes
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2 RepliesAlright so seriously, if there were absolutely no chances of surviving or consequences, i'd probably -blam!- my crush.
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Only five mins now? C4+2 mins Boooooooom ????? NO SCHOOL!!!!! PARTEY HARD!!!!
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I take a selfie
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Plot twist you are the one attacking...
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Cover myself with lunch trays and pelt the enemy with chalkboard erasers.
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*becomes god*
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Lol screw that place. *leaves anyways*
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1 ReplyI would jam the door with one of the chairs (lean chair back, place chair so the top of the back makes contact with the bottom of the door knob/handle). I would then use the tables/desks to create a barricade in the back corner to catch the attacker's attention if they manage to get in. I myself would place myself against the wall next to the door. If the attacker managed to get in, I would attempt to disarm him, breaking his trigger finger in the process, and either hold the attacker up at gun point by their own gun, or beat them unconscious with it.
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There is a door in my gym about two story's off the ground so I find a way up there and shut the door and lock it then I wait
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Scissors, pencils, a hammer from my engineering class... lmao il be a solid snake in that bitch
