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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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They can't find what is Hidden[spoiler](°U°) [/spoiler]
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Assuming I keep current knowledge but I am back in school I go in to the storage closet and get out the knife or five and kill them as the entrr
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1 ReplyIf I can't beat them, join them.
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Sit there and figure out which freak is about to shoot the school up.
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Edited by CaptainMandalore: 3/5/2015 11:00:02 PMI look at my friends as a grin spreads across my face. I jump into a table and shout "today our planning will finally come to our aide!!" (All three of my classes take place in a building separate from the main complex, these buildings include a machine shop and a wood shop all with a great amount to supplies. Move into the machine shop barricade the exits weaponize out robots, use the CNC machines to create the weapons we would need and prepare for battle. Since we are separated from the school by a small street (we're behind them.) we will have the time to prepare.
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Warn the front desk to send an announcement throughout the school about the impending attack and find the two people I care about most and make defensive preparation with them in the room we refer to as "The Bunker".
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1 ReplyTen minutes? Screw you guys I'm going home. (My house is like 5 minutes away).
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Edited by Magikarp: 3/5/2015 10:33:50 PMRun and run and run and run and run till I get home then lay down, try not to cry, and then cry a lot. Edit- never mind, rules changed.
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I would ask the attackers if i could join the cause...
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3 RepliesRun in the cafeteria and yell Alkabar and explode.
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Edited by Cobalt: 3/5/2015 10:25:24 PMStart a production line of people breaking pieces off their wood desks and super sharpening them for spears. Either that, close ourselves in a room and throw a bucket mixed with bleach and amonia in the hallway . I dunno [spoiler]IM READY[/spoiler]
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Sun's out, guns out.
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Asian powers ACTIVATE!
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1 Reply-gets out pocket sand- I've been waiting to use this.
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Flip off the world!
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Go super sand and fly away...
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Edited by IamPluto: 3/5/2015 3:11:47 PMI'll tell my professor to warn everyone. And I'll gtfo!
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Finally work up the courage to grab Ms. Guviea my old gym teacher tits. She was so hot. I take this opportunity to try and hook up with her. After I get rejected..... I get ready to defend myself my trying to do my best Sam Fisher impression.
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Scream "RAAAAAAAPE, as I run off into the distance.
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Scream a warning to everyone as I try to get to my girlfriend, then go to the chemistry lab and build some HClO3 hand grenades (they don't explode but they don't need to). I'm saving as many of these mother-blam!-ers I can.
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2 RepliesEdited by Deleted235708: 3/5/2015 2:30:10 PMNO! I drink the Dewrito. Casual.
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Let them have the school. No way that shit worth dying for
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1 ReplyLooks like fitting in a locker is useful after all.
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Walk out the back door and go home
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Use the power of Lenny to fly away
