You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Isn't it obvious? Run
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"Can I use the restroom?" "Yes" *walks to football field and hides*
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Hide under my desk.
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Hide in the ventilation system with all the cute girls I can find
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Sacrifice my teacher for the school
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Learn how to throw knives then 360noscope420blazeit throwing pencil the guy.
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Summon Satan and have him take it to hell.
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I would gtfo
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1. Get the Nod MCV 2. Make oblisks of Light 3. Stock up on Stealth Tanks 4. Kill Attacker 5. Get charged with murder 6. ??? 7. Profit
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Which one? I went to three.
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Keep my head down, no badass hero shit. Just stay alive
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Jesus
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215 replies!
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I should have made a different setting for this situation, the night I made this it was a snow day, then today was a snow day, and tommorrow is a snow day too. Then it's the weekend!!!!
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Ask smart people to come up with a plan Grab chair Disregard their plan LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOYYY JEEEEEEEENKINNNNNSSSS
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Break the window open and run boy run
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Edited by Admiral Pankakes: 3/5/2015 2:13:59 PMEat mountain dew and drank doritos. Then 420 BLAZE IT then change my name to XxXxXxSw4gM4$t3rxXxXxX while 360 no scoping everyone. Then fly away and go to shrek's swamp and 420 BLAZE IT with shrek.
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Edited by BenjyX55: 3/5/2015 7:47:13 PM1) Assemble the Avengers 2) Activate Bat Signal 3) Initiate Cole Protocol Article Two 4) Release the Kraken 5) Toast+Envelope 6) ??? 7) Profit
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-blam!-ing hide
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It's a good thing I'm an adult and don't go to school anymore. OP is 12.
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LEEROY JENKINS! *jumps out of window and runs home showing middle finger to classmates cus there dickheads*
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"Yeah, no school!"
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Yell "ABCEE YA" and leave the building.
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Quickly decide who I save, then fortify the cafeteria with whoever I'm saving
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Wait in the ceiling and kill them all when I get the chance
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They can't find what is Hidden[spoiler](°U°) [/spoiler]