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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Laugh because I attend a DoD school.
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5 minute warning? warn the staff and call the cops. go to the lockdown rooms / take lockdown positions
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1 ReplyEvery school has a janitor room with all the pipes and hearing and cooling. I would cool the school just enough that they don't die but there skin becomes weaker the I would take a fire extinguisher and put a nail in it the pressure from activating it would kill the person or severely harm the person being hit also the security cameras to your advantage move people away from them via texting.
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6 RepliesSharpen my pencil, hide by the door, stab them in the throat (piercing their vocal cords, esophagus, and spinal cord). Then take their gun, switch to semiautomatic, make every shot count. Guerrilla warfare.
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Ask to join the attacking group
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This hypothetical is stupid, because anyone could easily leave in the 10 minutes we were given. Why can't we leave? Seems a lot more logical.
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Less serious answer Go to the girls locker room where all the girls will be naked and shit and hiding * try and gets a hard on for a bulge in my pants to show it off while im walking around * Hope to get s3x
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This is where taking basic online college courses rule! Home is school and I have all sorts of weaponry. Guns to steak knifes or picture frames to toilet seats!
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1 ReplyGet some pencils, wait patiently for him to show up, then stick the pencils in whatever piercings he has, then rip them off. Then beat the crap out of him.
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I pick my high school What i would do is have everyone gather in the gym which is very far from the entrance then workers would come with kitchen knives pencils barricades an dother weapons I would go to my locker and grab the student protection shotgun and kevlar armor i have ( my high school had a team of 5 students that were fit for the job of carrying a shotgun and heavy kevlar armor ) Then me and my team of student pritection unit would have the 6th member ( a straight A student ) on the cameras giving us details and shit Then we would shoot the shit out of the guy who is found
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1 ReplyWait by the entrance with a perfectly sharpened pencil and stab the f*cker in the neck. Then take the gun and shoot him in the head. Be called a national hero.
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Im an adult now so.... College High school Middle school Or elemntary
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1 ReplyToo may rednecks at my old school, attacker would be stupid to come in.
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Edited by Mr-KUKUKACHU: 3/22/2015 7:40:12 AMThere is a big joke among my friends but I a broke down 12 gauge shotgun in my locker all my highschool life. And once accidentally took a 9mm to school in my car. I was a rifle team and trap team leader so I already had a locker in the school ro office with all our teams weapons. So who ever messed with my school would have a bad day. This was 10 years ago back in the day of people not being over protective about everything. That school no longer keeps weapons there but off site. And no more shotgun racks in trucks :-( [spoiler] bonus story. We went to a afb for an air show and I grabbed my hunting bag not my travel bag (both were the same) minus the fact my hunt pack had around 100 rounds of ammo in it. Went to the afb walked though the metal detectors and they didn't go off. at this point didn't know about the ammo but was stopped just like everyone else and asked to empty my bag, I did until I saw the ammo and stopped and said I'm just going to leave this on the bus. Almost got caught. [/spoiler] I have grown up a lot sense then I don't even have a gun rack anymore. [spoiler] another funny story about my school is my chemistry teacher while she was in college her class made Meth because her teacher was a dealer. She got a degree making Meth she was a cool person. [/spoiler]
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I make a fort out off desks and barricade all entrances with book shelfs
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ITT people pretend that they wouldn't hide like little bitches.
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1 ReplyBe a pussy and hide
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Edited by Magic_Nek0: 3/22/2015 3:56:25 AMOur school has these two trap doors that lead to a fallout shelter. It was built during the Cold War. I'll just go there. Also, I have three sets of scissors, a metal rod, and a rusty steak knife in my backpack.
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Hide in the ceiling, pounce on my enemy like a jungle cat.
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Make tiny guns that fire pencils and fire!!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by RaboRab Wort: 3/22/2015 3:00:13 AMStand by the door with my bear hands and wait Intel he walks by. When he does jump on his back pulling out his hair and biting his neck. What? I'm small for my age! Instant national hero, and my crush will finally like me!!!! Edit: and hide my crush
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I get my scythes out and summon my demons... TO HELL WITH THEM AND THERE THEYLL STAY! TO HELL WITH US AND THERE WELL RULE!
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Go Bruce Willis. DIE HARD style!
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Let all those -blam!-s die, while I slap my crushe's booty.
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I wanna see what the girls bathroom looks like before I die. I heard they get couches.
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Join them. Then betray them.
