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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy: 3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!

You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat? ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo Rules: You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings You have no superpowers You can't become God You don't have any resources other than what is at the school (The school is not a weapon) EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left! DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!

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  • I'm no longer in school so ehh. Not much I can do. Watch the news and hope for the best.

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  • I'd call Chuck Norris, obviously.

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  • Break open the phone storage, grab mine, call cops Hide in equipment closet or celing Also our equipment storage is easy to access and i could go in there to grab a bat or something

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  • smerk a berl of course

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  • Then I would be at my own house... At least I can play Warframe while I die.

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  • There's around 3000 people at my high school, some may die but we will probably win.

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  • Our school is close to a police station like 5 seconds away so I would call the cops with my phone and then they would blow the guy to hell

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    • Drink the Doritos so I don't die a filthy casual

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      • Well I've been wanting to be a a war general for quite some time sooooooooo lets get it on. First off my school has many small-medium sized rooms plus large open areas such as the theatre and the cafeteria. I would rally the strong people (Jocks, Archers, Karate people) and place around 8-12 in each room (over 2,000 people go to my school) in each room I will place a heavy thing/table to barricade the door and place 2 people on each side of the door frame. We would make weapons out of pencils, chair legs, sports equipment, kitchen knives, things students may bring, etc and make armor out of thicker clothing and books or sports equipment. In each room I would line up 3 tables in the far corner of the room 2-5 people would sit behind these tables and throw whatever they got at the attackers. at this time the 2 people behind the door frame jump out and stab or hit the attackers with knives and bats. Everyone else in the room is gonna have to perform a risky act, the remaining people will pick up chairs and charge at the attackers, the chairs may block some bullets but it is still a suicide strategy. However if these people can reach the attackers they will most likely trample/badly injure them as a chair leg to the face will most likely break a tooth, put out an eye, break a nose, or even shatter a part of the skull (my school's chairs are metal) now that I've got my small room strategy lets move on to the big rooms (cafeteria and theatre) in the cafeteria many students will hide behind the food stand and flip over tables for cover. Students should be armed with knives and kitchen utensils. Once the attackers rush in our Chair expeditionary force will charge and the students behind the tables will slowly push their tables forward putting more pressure on the attackers. The people in the back will throw knives and plates at the enemy. Now to the theatre, I have to admit this one is tricky but do able. Students will have to be armed with things like bats and knives as there are no usable weapons in the theatre *sigh. All students will hide behind chairs and stay very quite. The students will let the attackers get close then ambush from all angles including my theatre's low hanging balcony. This is pretty dangerous and death count may be pretty high. Yet it's the only plausable strategy as staying back will get many more killed. However if done right this will quickly overrun the enemy. Women and very young kids will stay in the school bathrooms and library, these rooms will be heavily blockaded with basically everything in the room and more. Now we have one last thing I like to call the Student Expeditionary Force. These guys are our last hope. They will be armed with metal bats and archery bows, plus they will be covered in football and baseball gear. Their job is to charge through the building and try to skillfully overrun any enemy groups they see using brute force and careful aim. These guys have the toughest and most dangerous job. Only the jockiest of the jocks and the toughest of the tough can be in this group. I will be barricaded into the principal's office radioing commands to the generals I have placed in each room. P.S. there is no hope if you're in the gym.

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        • Oh no an unknown assailant whatever shall I do.. Jk there are at least 2 or 3 police officers at my school for safety, even though we never need them for anything

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        • I'm homeschooled tho

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        • Turn scissors into throwing knives and Get a bow from the gym and use the vents as an advantage

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        • Pick of a few of my enemies in the panic and confusion.

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        • Edited by CYW Nightmare: 4/2/2015 1:10:13 PM
          Lol I grab my chair hurl it at the window jump out and haul ass to the woods then double round for a flank. Steal a weapon scout them out then strike when I'm ready.

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        • Bump lol

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        • Fights them head on im a one man army

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        • I'd block the person. You don't trust people like that.

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        • I would probably run outside as fast as I could. Then I would pull up a chair and watch the spectacle from a safe distance.

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        • *lies down* * tries not to cry* *cries a lot*

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        • You'll need to describe the attackers more

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          • I pull the fire alarm and set fire to the school

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          • Well -blam!-,OK let's see...says to intruders"screw u you r going to hell"then go Ezio on there ass.everyone awards me my girlfriend visits from CA and u know wut next

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          • Run

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          • Someone who isn't me would have twenty people hung from their necks in front of the school to let the attackers know there is an even more -blam!-ed individual on the grounds.

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          • Run, find a way to the vents, hide while the school gets destroyed

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            • Good thing I took four years of martial arts. Stay in the class room. Go with the normal procedures. But I will stay closest to the door. Make sure I have a sharpened pencil. Then when he enters I impale his eye. Take his weapon(gun,knife,sword,coke bottle) and cripple his limbs with it. Making sure arrest is easy. Than I tape his mouth. We wait till cops come. If another guy walks in then I will have a better weapon. Rinse and repeat until safety arrives.

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