You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Join their side! Other than that, grab some gas and a bunsen burner from the science lab. Either blow the school up and walk away without looking at it, or set them on fire. Fire-power! Wooloolooloo...
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We got a lot of equipment in our gym. Football gear, baseball bats, etc.
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What is the most dangerous tool that I can wield and is in the wood work department? How about a malot a chisel and a big knife from the lunch hall
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Good, saved me from taking that calculus final
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Id help them tbh. School isn't really something I fancy
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My school has tunnels hidden underneath it. So, assuming that I was near one of the entrances, I might visit them. They really scare me, though. They're all dirt tunnels, so I'd hope that some people would come with me.
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Save the girl I like life and have sex with her afterward
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But this school is armed and fully operational...
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(Before we start, you know those music stand things with the 3 sections to hold it up and are metal? Well those will come in handy) ok, grab the 10-15 metal music stands we have, give them to the strongest people in the class including me, give everyone else pencils, scissors, and metal chairs. Wait in the upstairs hallway, find some marble and poor them all over the stairs. Wait in the hallway while I give some viking/roman battle speech. When the enemy's make it up the stairs, charge to battle!
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Mix shit in a vial in chemistry lab And i mean the acidic and dangerous stuff. Make sure am not blowing self up. Throw, boom intruder chemical burns
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Summon my nuclear robot. Zippity doo da flif dipflie KOMICOSBY!
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Prepare mustard gas formula in chemistry lab
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Use my friends as meat shields, and stab the bad guys with scissors once I got close enough
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Might not want to say that too loudly, NSA listening reeeeal close
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Live or die, make your choice
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Bang my crush
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(Read the title) What is it, [b]Dragons?[/b]
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*disregards rules* *becomes Super Galaxy Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann* *destroys galaxy*
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10 min? PLANT C4 AND DESTROY SCHOOL MYSELF IN 5 MIN
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Run to the art room and stock up on exact-o knives, then heat up the blades with the hot plates in the science room, then lurk in the shadows waiting for a guy to walk by and stab him
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Offer the biggest douches in every class as a sacrifice! \[T]/
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Edited by DE4THINC4RN4TE: 4/6/2015 4:18:45 AMI'm not sure, but I think this is going to result in a Parent/Teacher conference at OP's school.
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I would hide with a pencil and hope they walk in and then grab his neck and keep him there.
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I don't go to school
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When u mean by not to use school as a weapon that means we can't set traps?
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Join them and kill all the assholes in my school