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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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1 ReplyI work in a machine shop in school. So unwound make weapons. Make a spear, club, hammer, shank, whatever I need. We also got a 3-d printer
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Cheer?
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You get a 10 minute warning. Pull the -blam!-ing fire alarm, call the police, and leave.
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4 RepliesEdited by The Trojan Horse: 3/30/2015 2:32:41 AMDifferent weapons. Select spoiler to see how I handle it. Knife [spoiler]Wait for him to try and stab me. Block it(I have 5 years of martial arts under my belt, I can handle a knife) twist arm over shoulder, snap at elbow. Use broken arm, flip him on ground. Tie up with my belt[/spoiler] Gun [spoiler]Hide in ceiling tiles, then quietly slip down behind him. Stab pen behind kneecap, shove forward on ground. Kick gun away, stomp on wrist, break wrist. Proceed to stomp on back of calf to break shin. Tie non-broken arm and non-broken leg together.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Spyroo: 4/4/2015 3:42:04 AMTake out my Dora the Explorer lunchbox. Take my blender out of my lunchbox. Take my Doritos and Mountain Dew out of the lunchbox. Put them in the blender. Blend them together. Take out a straw. Snort all of that shit out of the blender. Pull out my Intervention. 420yyReVerse1080nacswap360noSc0pe them. Obviously.
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7 RepliesI'd call Randal the Vandal. I automatically just one
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Considering it doesn't say under attack by what, I'm going to assume it's an army of gummy bears. In which case, I prepare my stomach to feast on their souls
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>call in military air strike >-blam!-thatville.jpeg >gets nuked
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I will let the dudes who have karate belts fight for me, apparently they can block knives and sneak up on people with guns. In the meanwhile imma take my girl to the can an bang one out in case they get killed. Priorities, bang first, die later.
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Step 1: Grab Nerf gun Step 2: Go down in a blaze of glory Step 3: Profit
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*tilts glasses* I am Iron man *suit forms around me*
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Edited by LaChef128: 4/5/2015 11:38:38 PMTransform into Hulk and smash. Lol at the wannabe generals getting a nerdgasm over this post...
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1 ReplyOrganize every student and prepare them for battle in the lunch room, give them some sweet ass viking speech, and then lead them to victory in battle, my high school had 1500 students so unless north Korea is invading we will win
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Run straight for the tech ed wing and stock up on devices/weapons. Get engineering/ tech ed to build flamethrowers and other weapons
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2 RepliesMy school has a high powered pellet gun and smoke canisters for the drama program. They walk in, smoke screen them then pellet gun te shit out of him. Then run over and stab him with scissors. Done.
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*looks around* *begins fapping session*
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Grab a linoleum cutter (scalpel like instrument) from the art room. Get in a tactical position where I can't be easily detected. Wait for one of the assailants to get isolated from the group. Quickly take him out, procuring his weapon (and possibly uniform in the process). (If uniform was taken) wait for the other assailants to regroup before opening fire on them in a sneak attack. Win. (If uniform was unrecoverable) repeat the plan until I have a second weapon to arm one of my peers. Eliminate the intruders. Win or die trying...
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go to the auto shop, and get lots of screw drivers a angle grinder with a cutting blade and the air hose with air hammer. > remove handles from screw drivers > load into the air hammer one at a time > fire at will
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Stand at the door way and show them around
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Edited by ThyLordIntrovert: 4/18/2015 6:00:18 PM>Grab knifes from the foods room >barricade myself in the locker room >use phone to call for help
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*shit on teachers desk* *leaves*
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Edited by Ghost of Reach: 4/6/2015 12:06:22 AMI would go upstairs, and get the guns out of the safe. Lock and load... Homeschooler bitches!(talking to assailant, not you guys) [spoiler]Hopefully a shotgun and pistol is good enough.[/spoiler]
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Red dawn all over again.....
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1 ReplyI eat all the Doritos and Mountain Dew to MLG pro-ify myself. I then proceed to build a guant crossbow out of desks and vending machines, which I use to launch the fatest students at my enemies.
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1 Reply>go to the chemistry lab >go all Walter White >mix random shit up >scream "ALLAHU AKBAR" >blow up school
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Join their side! Other than that, grab some gas and a bunsen burner from the science lab. Either blow the school up and walk away without looking at it, or set them on fire. Fire-power! Wooloolooloo...
