Well I officially know how to troll atheists. Just mention God without insulting him or offering an opinion on wether he exists or not.
Im going to take this one step (or 14) further though just to cause massive butthurt.
[spoiler]Zeus is real[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Athena is real[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Hades is real[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Poseidon is real [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Ares is real[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Aphrodite is real (she's too sexy though) [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Dionysus is real [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Hera is real[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Demeter is real[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Artemis is real[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Apollo is real [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Hephaestus is real [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Hestia is real (she's jelly cuz she can't get any)[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Hermes is real[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The rest are probs dead already [/spoiler]
[spoiler]if your not a polytheist then your an idiot. [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Bring on the butthurt[/spoiler]
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k then
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Praise Zeus
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Woo Greek gods woo
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Edited by TunnelSnakesRule: 2/22/2015 3:51:40 AMHail Zeus!
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You heathens and your false gods. There can be only one! [spoiler]Hail Arkvoodle, Lord of the Sacred Crotch![/spoiler]
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Arkvoodle is a descendent of Kratos. He will not outlast the immortals.[spoiler]you sir have great taste in video games[/spoiler]
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Perhaps. But none of your "immortals" will ever be so...well endowed. [spoiler]*lenny*[/spoiler] [spoiler]Why thank you sir. I thought about using an elder scrolls reference, but decided on something with a little more class.[/spoiler]
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Have you seen Aphrodite!? Her tits are HUGE! [spoiler]everybody is making the Talos reference now. It's nice to see some originality [/spoiler]
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Do you have photographic proof? I will need to... study them. Strictly for uh... research purposes. Yeah let's go with that. [spoiler]Talos is for the weak.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ban me for this ninjas [/spoiler]
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O_O [spoiler]I just got rekt.[/spoiler] [spoiler]no ban for u[/spoiler]
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M8 I'm a master at reking[spoiler]i rekt the ninjas with dis one [/spoiler]
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I'm more upset I'm classified as a "fedora tipping atheist" lol
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U fukin wut m8?
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I'll rek ya m9 (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
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/フフ ム`ヽ / ノ) ) ヽ / | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ.,ノ / ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ / 丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/ `ヽ `ー-’人`ーノ 丶  ̄ _人’彡ノ M8 I'll fukin bash ur head in. I swear on me mum
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Pls m9 I bet u drank chocolate milk . / ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° _ノ ヽ ノ \_ `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ ノ ヽ___>、___/ |( 王 ノ〈 /ミ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_/ [spoiler]pussay[/spoiler]
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Edited by TunnelSnakesRule: 2/22/2015 4:00:22 AMM8 chocolate milk is the best milk [spoiler]so long as it has protein added too it [/spoiler][spoiler]PROTEIN [/spoiler]
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Someone got a little too wrapped up in BSG?
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Shut the Frak up
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WHERE IS KRATOS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Kratos isn't immortal. [spoiler]He died of old age [/spoiler]
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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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She's flat chested Probs isn't fertile All gods are fertile Deal breaker either way